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airplane lands at wrong airport in kansas

hmmm.  I don’t think we’re in Kansas, anymore, co-pilot darling!

except we are.  we’re eight miles from the airport we were supposed to land at.

don’t end a sentence with a preposition!

sorry, i’m nervous.  didn’t smoke enough hay before takeoff.

shhh!  the faa is probably listening!

nah, they’re busy fighting terrorism.  besides, does the faa even exist, anymore?  isn’t it the tsa???

oh, shut up.  there goes the morning.  now we’ve done it.

no, you’ve done it, Ollie.

oh, shut up!

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