The War of the Roaches
It began on May 30th. The Aggressor made a completely unprovoked attack using a 16‑oz. spray bottle of Professional Strength Roach Killer, which took many of the Roaches by surprise and weakened their forces considerably. However, some survived and began planning their strategy.
The next move on the part of the Aggressor was the purchase of roach motels late Monday night (June 1st). These were strategically placed at many crucial roach strongholds.
The roaches decided it was time for outside aid. Roaches from neighboring apartments were duly contacted and a force of millipede mercenaries was also engaged. The battle escalated the next day with the attacker’s purchase of boric acid This was sprinkled carefully over many major transportation routes, forcing the development of alternate modes of roach army movement.
Feeling even more intense weaponry was needed, the Aggressor purchased (on the morning of June 3rd), additional roach motels. The insect army was getting decimated quite rapidly, and the Aggressor noticed it was composed mainly of adolescent roaches.
Just when it seemed the tide was turning in favor of the Aggressor, reinforcement battalions from the apartment building next door arrived. These were adults, hardy and strong. It was time for the ultimate weapon. It had been threatened many times before in hopes of negotiating a peaceful settlement.
Oscar Wildecat, Secretary of Defense for the Aggressor, had pleaded with many roaches individually to give up the fight and order a cease‑crawl, but to no avail. The roaches had been known to be fanatical in their beliefs, and it was proven time and time again. With a heavy, saddened heart, the Aggressor purchased insecticide room foggers.
The cans were solemn black with the appropriate warnings lettered in red and white. The Aggressor knew this was a last resort and tried one last time for a victory using conventional weapons. A spoonful of crunchy peanut butter was put on the kitchen counter, and around it was sprinkled a circle of boric acid. If this did not succeed, the buttons would have to be pressed — releasing the familiar mushroom‑shaped clouds of insecticide and bringing with it the awful stench of death and destruction.
The Aggressor retired for the evening and hardly slept a wink. The Secretary of Defense was up all night, trying dutifully up to the last moment to settle the conflict peacefully. It was to no avail. The fanatical roaches spit in the Secretary’s face, and not one fell for the peanut butter.
The buttons on the Aggressor’s foggers were pressed, and the she fled the apartment. In less than an hour, the last major roach strongholds were obliterated. With tears in her eyes and a handkerchief over her nose and mouth, the Aggressor relentlessly bombarded major cities and small villages. Roadways were destroyed, and innocent civilian moths and ants also fell in the wave of carnage that swept through apartment number Seven.
Although some isolated guerrilla roaches remained, there was no hope for what was once a mighty nation. There was a minor skirmish here and there, but the tide turned, and the Aggressor conquered vast amounts of territory.
Secretary of Defense Oscar Wildecat took a hard line against the pleas of remaining survivors. Some called him cold and merciless, but he had been humiliated many times by individual roaches and perhaps his actions were understandable, even defensible.
Victory was not without cost. Vigorous sanctions were extended to the Aggressor by the UA (United Arthropods). Butterflies no longer engaged in free trade with her petunia plants, and bees no longer pollinated her azalea bush. Only time could heal the psychological scars suffered by both sides in the debilitating and awful conflict.
Valuable lessons were learned by all involved, however. The Aggressor learned the merits of preventive negotiation. She no longer left scraps of edible organic material lying about. That was an unwarranted and needless provocation to the UA, and led to many misunderstandings as to possession of territory. The UA, in turn, accepted the fact that their only legal place of residence was the great Outdoors ‑‑ and in abiding by established inter‑organism rules and customs, they were able to carry on perfectly normal and unaffected lives. The Aggressor and the UA learned to coexist peacefully.
We must hope relations between other global entities will not go to such extreme lengths. We must learn not by trial and error, but by bringing our resources together to prevent conflicts before escalation to unmanageable levels. Hope. That was, and still is, the key word. If all of us believe in peace strongly enough ‑‑ if we don’t lose hope ‑‑ perhaps one day the world will live in peace. Just like the Aggressor and the UA!
(Secretary of Defense Wildecat would like to add one word.)
Meow!
Kimberly Townsend Palmer 
Reblogged this on Kimberly Townsend Palmer.
Liked by you
How terrible for you!
Liked by you
oh, don’t worry. he’ll get what he deserves! 🙂
Liked by you and 1 other person
Good day! This is my first visit to your blog! We
are a team of volunteers and starting a new initiative in a community
in the same niche. Your blog provided us beneficial information to work on.
You have done a marvellous job!
Like
Have you ever considered creating an e-book or guest authoring on other blogs?
I have a blog based on the same ideas you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information.
I know my subscribers would appreciate your work.
If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an e
mail.
Like
Hola! ӏ’ve been readinɡ your weblog for some time now and finlly got the braveгy to
go ahead and give you a shout out fгom Humble Texas! Just wanted to say keeρ up the
excellent job!
Liked by you
I don’t leave many remarks, but I read a bunch of responses on Leslie Gaines, purported �filmmaker� | Kimberly
Townsend Palmer. I do have a couple of questions for you if it’s okay.
Could it be only me or does it look like a few of the responses
look like they are written by brain dead visitors? 😛 And, if you are posting on additional social sites,
I would like to follow anything fresh you have to post. Could you list
of every one of your shared sites like your linkedin profile, Facebook page or twitter feed?
Liked by you
I enjoy reading through an article that will
make people think. Also, thank you for permitting me to comment!
Like
Hey there would you mind letting me know which webhost you’re working with?
I’ve loaded your blog in 3 different internet browsers and
I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most.
Can you suggest a good hosting provider at a fair
price? Kudos, I appreciate it!
Like
Simply wish to say your article is as astonishing.
The clarity in your post is just great and i could assume you are
an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grab your
feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please keep up the gratifying work.
Like
The warm and tolerant nature of the Goans allows them to celebrate and enjoy the festivals
of various religions such as Ganesh Chaturthi, Diwali, Christmas,
Easter and the Id with equal enthusiasm. Indian dishes are known to
use various Indian spices, herbs, nuts, fruits, vegetables and meats.
Most popular in Punjab, where the largest contingent of Sihks live, and fourteen states in India.
Like
I go to see everyday some websites and websites to read content, except this web
site offers quality based posts.
Like
It’s difficult to find well-informed people in this particular
subject, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about!
Thanks
Like
C’еst bizarre je pernsais écrire սn petit poste similaire à celui là
Liked by you
A friend found your blog post shortly after this person contacted me and asked me to work on a project with him. Unfortunately, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Wish I had listened. He is a bully and a con man – tried to get me to sign a document that would give him 4 years of my hard work. And, give himself a lot of money for doing nothing. He wants me to pay him for things I never asked for or wanted and refuses to let me see the receipts. Something real wrong there – the constant emails, phone calls and messages – “we need to talk about…” but we had just talked about it three days before. Yes, I don’t think that the drugs or alcohol help him any but things seem more sinister than that. He makes me want to get in the shower and wash the filth away – to scrub and scrub. Anyone who is thinking about getting involved with this person really needs to pay attention to what has been said because this person will hurt you – in my opinion.
Liked by you
He got away with $66,000 of mine shortly after I had brain surgery. He knew exactly what he was doing… we had been friends for nearly 15 years. He took advantage of my illness & our former friendship to squeeze me like a lemon. He forgot I am a writer, a lawyer, and an academic. He has forgotten what being honest is like. He has lost whatever it was that made him fully human. I can only pray that he gets it back & I get back what he stole from my children.
Liked by you
I don’t know how you keep looking at that face. It does not surprise me that he took advantage of a friend and won’t surprise me when we hear of more incidents in the future. I hope you get the money back but really doubt that would ever happen. He is no doubt onto scamming the next person now.
Liked by you